A Personal Parable of Sorts

There were three friends in deep contemplation, struggling to collectively complete a thought:
“So wait Jesus turned what into wine?” one man asked
“Water” said the woman.
“Then what did he turn into bread?” said the other man,
“A stone” she replied.
“No” the first man interjected, “He turned watering to wine, and made a loaf of bread feed the multitudes.”
“Ok, then what did he do with the fish?” The second man asked.
“The disciples were out in the boat and their nets were filled with fish,” said the first.
“No, no that was before they were disciples, that how he got them to follow him” The woman said.
They sat for a moment each sorting the frayed facts out for themselves.
They came to the conclusion that between the three of them they made one half decent Christian, individually they were going to Hell.

The moral of the story: Eat some fish or at least some bread before imbibing wine, and at some point in the evening what’s in your cup should become water.